I love myself some energy. I’m an energy addict. And don’t tell me there is no such thing, because I made it up. I crave energy like the next guy craving his next nicotine fix. But then I fall asleep. At inappropriate times. Now you understand why I need the energy.

I started off slowly, with maybe a Red Bull here and there. Then I graduated to a Monster a day. Per Day. I know how bad it is for me, so please don’t bother with an intervention. I’ve already intervened on your behalf. I stopped drinking energy drinks and started drinking coffee. At least that’s much more socially acceptable. I’m always trying to be more socially acceptable anyway, so I guess it’s a win-win.

Because I’m always trying to push my favorite things onto other people (they all love my blog as much as I do I’m sure)…I took to the streets with my energy drug and got to work. I needed to thank some co-workers for their amazing help with a project, and what’s better than giving them the wings to fly?

Just buy a pack of Red Bull, print these tags: Red Bull Thank You Gift Tags, cut them, and tie them to the can!

Note to self: Next time add vodka. They would have liked it more.