I’d love to tell you that the only reality TV I ever watch is a little thing called Shark Week. You know, the week that graces us with its presence once a year, filling us with all kinds of warm and fuzzy shows about how sharks will rip you apart if given the opportunity? Yeah, that week. Since it’s the only reality television that I give any attention to (Teen Mom, who?), I thought I’d add a little Shark Week treat for your viewing pleasure. And your eating pleasure too, because who doesn’t love sour watermelon sharks? Probably those crazy Teen Mom watchers, that’s who. They obviously have nothing better to do.
For those of you that do have something better to do, this is just one of those easy-peasy crafts that you can make for your single cat-lady friend that may be planning to sit on her couch all week watching Shark Week by her lonesome. And if you don’t have one of those friends, you can put one together for me. I blew through both of these bags right after I finished photographing them. You will definitely find me sitting on my couch all week watching Shark Week all alone. When you bring over your treats, please supplement them with a bottle of wine. A girls got standards.
All teasing aside, I will definitely be catching some shows this week on Shark Week. I mean, I’m clearly a shark person. I swam with them in Moorea, I think that makes me an expert. If you have any questions, you just ask. I’m basically a shark whisperer. I touched five of them and they didn’t even bite. Beat that Shark Week guys.